'Generation of Disaster' - Chapter 47 - Samhero12 - Kuroko no Basuke (2025)

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Lemon Tart has added Matcha cookies to Generation of Miracles

Matcha cookies: i rue the day you were born kise.

Lemon Tart: dont u all

Vanilla Slice: thats kinda depressing

Chocolate Fudge: u life is kinda depressing

Vanilla Slice:

Lemon Tart:
Lemon Tart: 👁️👄👁️

Strawberry shortcake: DAICHAN???????

Chocolate Fudge: what?
Chocolate Fudge: im not wrong.

Strawberry shortcake: yeah, but still.
Strawberry shortcake: apologize rn.

Vanilla Slice: i

Devils food cake: there there.
Devils food cake: we know. 😔

Vanilla Slice: i think that was single handedly the MOST OFFENSIVE thing i have heard all fucking year.
Vanilla Slice: fuck u u blueberry looking ass.

Chocolate Fudge: fuck u too

Devils food cake: i built a house.

Lemon Tart: IM SORRY U DID WHAT??????

Matcha cookies: i didn't know you were smart enough for that

Chocolate Fudge: what u gotta be smart for, ur building a fucking house.

Matcha cookies: i give up trying to educate this generation.

Vanilla Slice: u never fucking tried anyways.

Devils food cake: look.
Devils food cake: house.jpg
Devils food cake: house. :)

Lemon Tart: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Lemon Tart: IN MINECRAFT??????

Devils food cake: Yeah?????
Devils food cake: what did u think i meant???????

Lemon Tart: THAT U BUILT AN ACTUAL ENTIRE HOUSE.

Devils food cake: what?????
Devils food cake: no?????????

Hazelnut creme: i honestly wouldnt be surprised.

Red Velvet: why not?

Hazelnut creme: bitch can cook.
Hazelnut creme: so bitch can do anything at that point.

Chocolate Fudges: u saying bitches that can cook are overpowered??????

Hazelnut creme: no, bc if i did what does that make u guys?

Lemon Tart: uh?????? rude?????????

Hazelnut creme: like be honest. can u guys cook?

Vanilla Slice: i can make boiled eggs?

Hazelnut creme: ITS A BOILED EGG.

Vanilla Slice: so?

Hazelnut creme: ITS NOT THAT HARD TO MAKE

Vanilla Slice: SO WHAT WERE U EXPECTING???????
Vanilla Slice: U WANT ME TO PULL SOME FOOD WARS SHIT YUKIHIRA STYLE OUT OF MY ASS.

Hazelnut creme: NO THATS NOT WHAT I FUCKING MEANT.
Hazelnut creme: WHY U BE BRINGING UP FOOD WARS RN THO.

Vanilla Slice: IDK I JUST DID.
Vanilla Slice: also at least i can make one, unlike SOME people.

Hazelnut creme: i mean. yeah.
Hazelnut creme: ur not exactly wrong.
Hazelnut creme: i mean ik seijiro cant cook for shit.

Red Velvet: 🥲 and here i thought you loved me.

Vanilla Slice: no one loves u akashi, thats the sad thing 😔

Red Velvet: 🥲

Hazelnut creme: no 😭😭😭😭 wait im sorry.

Red Velvet: 🥲 its ok.

Chocolate Fudge: just cut it out with that sad ass look already i can feel the fucking Chikwawa's panic from here.

Lemon Tart: poor furihatachii has to put up with his melodramatic ass everyday.

Vanilla Slice: ikr.

Chocolate Fudge: ik the blondie isnt talking 💀

Lemon Tart: oh stfu aominechii. why u always picking a fight bro. 😭😭😭😭😭 like let me be.

Chocolate Fudge: no.

Lemon Tart: 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Chocolate Fudge: get tf out of here with that ugly ass crying.

Lemon Tart: oh ik u aint talking mr 'i had a bowl cut in elementary'.

Chocolate Fudge: LITURALLY STFU
Chocolate Fudge: I WAS FREAKING 5
Chocolate Fudge: THAT SHIT IS DEAD DONE AND BURRIED.

Lemon Tart; WELL TO FUCKING BAD BITCH. IT WAS UGLY ASS.

Chocolate Fudge: BITCH I DONT WANNA HEAR UGLY FROM U

Lemon Tart: TRY ME.

Chocolate Fudge: FUCK U

Vanilla Slice: pussy.

Hazelnut creme: STFU AND LET ME JUDGE YALLS COOKING SKILLS

Vanilla Slice: yalls.

Hazelnut creme: yes kuroko. yalls.

Vanilla Slice: fuck r u.
Vanilla Slice: southern?

Hazelnut creme: sure.
Hazelnut creme: lets go with that.

Chocolate Fudge: u want to judge cooking skill yeah.

Hazelnut creme: look me in the eye and say u can cook.

Vanilla Slice: yeah were kinda looking a a certain few people here.

Hazelnut creme: kuroko u can make a boiled egg stfu.

Vanilla Slice: which im very proud of thank u very much.
Vanilla SLice: like leave me and my boiled egg alone, mf there r bitches here who r banned from the kitchen

Strawberry shortcake: this is uncalled for.

Vanilla Slice: i mean. the 'all mighty' midorima cant cook either.

Matcha cookies: die.

Oreo cookies: yeah he really cant, he put toy cars in a dish once.
Oreo cheesecake: he will never live it down so long as im alive.

Vanilla Slice: that was poetic

Oreo cheesecake: thank u 😌 thank u very much my good sir.

Matcha cookies: takao do me a favor and perish.

Lemon Tart: midorimachii is violent today.

Oreo cookies: yeah no can do shin chan.
Oreo cookies: ur stuck with me for life. :)

Matcha cookies: the horror.

Lemon Tart: i can make a sandwich? and basic meal prep ig.

Hazelnut creme: at least thats smth ig.

Lemon Tart: tho, i just get takeout most of the time.

Vanilla Slice: like be honest none of us actually cook.

Hazelnut creme: i do - sometimes.

Vanilla Slice: fucking hypocrite

Coffee cake: Kise is fucking banned from the oven and stove.

Hazelnut creme: I FUCKING KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING

Lemon Tart: y r u calling me out like that kasamatsuchiiii 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Coffee cake: BC U ALMOST BURNT DOWN THE PLACE WE WERE STAYING AT DURING THE TRAINING CAMP.
Coffee cake: I CAN COOK JUST FINE MY ASS.

Lemon Tart: IM SORRY 😭😭😭
Lemon Tart: I DIDNT THINK IT WOULD BE THAT HARD

Chocolate Fudge: thats what she said.

Vanilla Slice: ur timing is real shit yk that.

Chocolate Fudge: at this point - its on purpose.

Coffee cake has disabled Chocolate Fudge from the chat for 30 mins.

Lemon Tart: SINCE WHEN DID U GET ADMIN.

Red Velvet: since i enabled him to?

Lemon Tart: HOW COME I DONT GET ADMIN.

Vanilla Slice: bc ur u.

Lemon Tart: 😭😭😭😭😭
Lemon Tart: this is slander against my name.

Vanilla Slice: good.

Hazelnut creme: why am i here.

Vanilla Slice: bc life and god hates us.

Red Velvet: preach.

Hazelnut creme: no i meant y am i in this gc at this point

Devils food cake: idk why i'm here either

Hazelnut creme: yeah u werent part of the miracle gen originally were u

Devils food cake: thats what i said.

Hazelnut creme: why is that?

Lemon tart: idk ask ur bf.

Red Velvet: i mean. He did play a part in defeating us didnt he?

Vanilla Slice: no shit.

Devils food cake: it was my main character moment

Vanilla Slice: yeah ok. lets go with that.

Red Velvet: yeah.

Chocolate Fudge: why didnt we make a gc sooner actually??????

Strawberry shortcake: i think the old one was deleted.

Matcha cookies: It was because someone kept on sending texts in the middle of class.

Chocolate Fudge: BITCH HOW TF WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT A FUCKING CELL PROPERTY WAS
Chocolate Fudge: I WAS LIKE 14

Matcha cookies; that wouldnt have given you the right to text while we were in class.

Chocolate Fudge: so????????

Lemon Tart: aominechii you almost gave us all detention with mrs hase.

Chocolate Fudge: oh fuck
Chocolate Fudge: shit yeah.
Chocolate Fudge: that would have sucked ass.

Oreo cheesecake: who???????

Vanilla Slice: She was a scary old lady and was really angry all the time.

Oreo cheesecake: ok so just a teacher whose bad side u did not want to get on.

Vanilla Slice: pretty much yeah.

Coffee cake: I give up trying to understand this. goodnight.

Lemon Tart: noooooooooooo, Kasamatsuchiiiiiiiiii.

Coffee cake: goodnight.

Lemon Tart: can i come over at least 🥹🥹🥹

Coffee cake: no.

Lemon Tart: pls.

Coffee cake: i said no.

Lemon Tart: Pretty pretty pretty pls?

Coffee cake: no.

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Lemon Tart: 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

Coffee cake: FINE DO WHATEVER THE HELL U WANT. JUST STFU.

Lemon Tart: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

Coffee cake: OH MY FUCKING GOD UR ANNOYING.

Lemon Tart: im gonna be there in 20.

Coffee cake: i dont care.

Lemon Tart: u dont mean that. see u!!!!!!!

Vanilla Slice: well that was.

Devils food cake: unusual.

Coffee cake: i give up.

Vanilla Slice: dont we all.

Chocolate Fudge: Bitch u fucking beat us all in basketball just to beat some fucking sense into us so we could be crackheads together again no u fucking dont.

Vanilla Slice: yes i do.

Chocolate Fudge: name an example.

Vanilla Slice: rn bitch.

Vanilla Slice has left Generation of Miracles

Chocolate Fudge: u fucking sneaky bitch.

Taro: i have food vouchers for us all at my mothers new bakery
Taro: ur all coming or u will get crushed.
Taro: thank u for coming to my ted talk.

Red Velvet has added Vanilla Slice to Generation of Miracles

Vanilla Slice: 😭😭😭😭 noooooooo

Red Velvet: thank you for informing us muriaskibara. we will be there.

Taro: ok cool.

Angels food cake: i
Angels food cake: no
Angels food cake: atsushi thats not.
Angels food cake: yk what
Angels food cake: its fine.

Devils food cake: file a divorce already

Angels food cake: kagami please shut up u simp.

Vanilla Slice: yeah no i cant defend u on this. sorry kagami kun.

Lemon Tart: the no denial is crazy.

Devils food cake: this was uncalled for 😭😭😭😭

Oreo cheesecake: yeah no kidding that came outta nowhere.

Angels food cake: he is tho.

Oreo cheesecake: yeah no joke, deadass this man would probably get on his hands and knees if kuroko asked.

Matcha cookies: please refrain from talking about this takao.

Oreo cheesecake: i dont wanna hear that from u rn shin chan.

Matcha cookies: i dont know what ur talking abt.

Oreo cheesecake: u know exactly what im talking at.

Matcha cookies: i suddenly cannot read.

Vanilla Slice: IM SORRY HUH.

Oreo cheesecake: nothing dw abt it.

Lemon Tart: WHAT WAS THAT

Oreo cheesecake; nothing dont worry about it.

Lemon Tart: yes sir.

Red Velvet: :)

Hazelnut creme: ik what ur thinking and pls no.
Hazelnut creme: ur all scary enough on ur own, we dont need world domination on top of that.

Red Velvet: i wasnt planning anything of the sort. :)

Hazelnut creme: liar

Red Velvet: im completely innocent. :)

Hazelnut creme: i give up

'Generation of Disaster' - Chapter 47 - Samhero12 - Kuroko no Basuke (2025)

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